April Fools Gone Bad

We get really bored in college, so we decided to have some fun on April fools. A couple of us decided to prank one of the kids on our floor. So we ran out to the local store and bought some supplies. You know, the normal duck tape, string, shaving cream,and toilet paper. We began  by duck taping his mattress to the wall (which took three rolls of duck tape). Then we toilet papered all of his stuff including his xbox, Tv, computer, and his desk. I mean this stuff was everywhere ( about 10 rolls of toilet paper). Of course we decide this was not enough so we started taking things for example the TV remote, tooth brush, desk chair, pens, razor and began hanging them from the ceiling with the string we bought. At this point this room was destroyed beyond repair. We even debated to take some of it down. We got word the kid was coming up the stairs so we all ran to our rooms waiting to hear his reaction. I peaked out of my room to see him walking down the hallway with two other people. Then it hit me O SHIT they are his parents. I began to panic as I heard the kid start yelling for the RA. Yea neither he, the RA, or his parents liked the joke. The parents started yelling at us telling us that we will hear from there lawyer and threatened to call the cops. Obviously this lady has no soul and is the grinch of april fools. After hours of getting yelled at, we all got written up and have a meeting with the chancellor next week. So next time you are thinking about doing a prank on a former student make sure his parents are not coming to visit that day. I hope all of your pranks turned out better than ours. Happy April fools day.

Well I Bet Your Embarrassed

Today I went to throw my stuff away at lunch like I always do. As I was three feet from the trash can my friend decided it would be funny to walk over and bump into me. At that moment I dropped everything I was eating including, two plates, glass of water, and a banana peal. Of course the plates shattered the glass broke and the banana peal hit someone in the shoulder. I looked around to see if anyone saw and of course just about the entire cafeteria was laughing. My friend then turned to me and said "well I bet your embarrassed". You gotta love friends.

Turkey Flys in classroom window

Today I woke up to hearing class was canceled due to a turkey flying into my classroom window.WTF a turkey!!!!!!! yes a turkey crashed into my classroom window shattering the glass and disturbing an english class. Sad news is the Turkey died but the good news is we all had a good laugh. I mean what would you do if a turkey crashed into you class room? Your not going to not laugh at this. Unless your that one girl who try to run over and give it CPR.